World of Naarks

You are entering the world of Naarks. Don't feel insecure if you have never heard of this species before. There are not many of them out there ... but if you ever meet one ... better be prepared.

Words for Naarks

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong. H. L. Mencken

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. W. C. Fields

Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero - seize the day, trusting little in tomorrow

Without a single
word he passed me by speaking
endless words of love

What other people think us capable of is most of the time more characteristic of them than of us. Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

how to recognize Naarks

  • sound: naaaaaaaaaak everyday and nearly in all conversations

  • poetry: from abstract to Haiku - but always personal

  • clothes: you can find all colours and styles but Naarks mostly prefer darker colours

  • knows some law



  • smiley - loveblush
  • Tubesmiley - kiss
  • other Naarks
  • strawberries smiley - strawberries
  • nearly everything hot (food)
  • garlic
  • looooots of free time
  • smiley - tickle
  • long hot baths
  • bar-b-q


  • marmite
  • intolerance
  • to be smiley - ill
  • getting up early
  • people who think themselves above others
  • mosquito bites
  • religious fanatism
  • smiley - spider


Keeper of Naarks

smiley - whistle


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