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Hey Frog,

How's it hanging. I called my bike The Frog. Cool name.

You have a bike named "frog"??? Is it that jumpy? DUDE!!! YOU NEED TO SEE A MECHANIC!! Yes, that's right. You should date a mechanic of the opposite sex.

My 4 cents. Thank you.

chocolate? uhm.. what was the smiley for that... uhm...

Hi there Frog, although dating a mechanic of the opposite sex (or even the same sex) maybe a good idea, shes gonna have to fight her way past his wife first!

Stop putting ideas into his brain!

ROFL. haha.

I'll stop putting ideas. Can I continue emitting mind-manipulating radiation though?

You: (zombie eyes) Yes.
Me: Thank you.

Hi Kaz ... (A female mechanic you say? Hmmmm ... )

Why the Frog for the bike? Check out my tales of the Frog, the new clutch - A729100. More stuff and a whole Motorbike Club on A724312, if you're interested.

Cool badge !

Moonglum - behave!

Blows raspberries to Frog!

mmm... Raspberries.... I'll collect these and take 'em to Trog. It's allll paart of my eeeevilll plaan!


muhuhahahahah

*snickers to himself*

I'll bet they be wonderin' what in hell's name the frog be talkin' about.

Hmmm... what in hell's name the frog be talkin' about

Uhm... that wasn't me. Those were the voices in my head. They told me to do it.

Who said that??? Maybe its a scary

Or a scary frog

we need a frog smiley!!!!!!!!!

How about

8)

Needs some work I feel.

8) its the wrong way up, is he pissed?

You could make it (8 if you think that's any better. We could always ask the H2G2 arteests to put together a frog smiley. There are other animules there.

(8 doesn't look very froggy

hows about (8)?

8) frog
8)~~~* frog eat spider
8) frog after eating spider


there ya go!

that made me giggle!