Call me back you selfish git!
Started conversation Apr 25, 2003
I do not want to have to sit here waiting for you to unplug all your telephones.
I have other callers to attend to. We're open 24 hours a day! Kindly sod off and check your equipment in your own time.
Do you really think I want to wait while you clank about in the background?
You realise I'm timed on how long I spend talking to you...