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If I am not around at the moment but you need help then the ACES or GURUS will be more than happy to help you.

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LAIR OF THE GOTHIC PRINCESS (!)


Best viewed in Classic Goo!smiley - spacesmiley - space Digibox Friendly ~ Plain Skin

I Am MORT ... An Ageing Goth!

Smoke me a kipper.....

A Dominatrix and her Dog

Greetings 1, Welcome to My Lair.

A bit about me....
I am 41 smiley - yikes and live in Scotland I love Sci~Fi, reading and sleeping as much as possible. Feel free to drop in for some 'ScumbleA ball and chain.2 anytime!

My favourite joke: What do you call a sheep smiley - sheep with no legs? ...smiley - spacesmiley - spaceA Cloud! smiley - groan

............I'll be back for breakfast!smiley - spacesmiley - surfer

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SETI@home

smiley - skullDID SOMEBODY CALL MY NAME?

Death browses the Obituaries page BUSY UPDATING THIS WHILST ATTENDING TO MY OTHER DUTIES!

IN THE MEANTIME, MY APPRENTICE MORT WILL BE ABLE TO ATTEND TO ALL YOUR 'NEEDS'NOW, WHERE DID I MOVE THOSE HOURGLASSES TOO...AHH! OF COURSE THE Temple IN The Avenue of Small Gods

The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
- Jean Paul
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MORT's Memberships and places to hang out! Plus lots of other intersting links! Go take a look!

Well, who needs 'real life' anyway.....

1This a trick called the tag used in Guide ML to show the visitors name smiley - winkeye2smiley - ale A drink served at The Quene's Hed, Sto Helit. Rumoured to be made from apples (mostly), on damp marshes with recipes pased down from father to son. Stories of rats, snake heads, lead shot and dead sheep are complete fabrication, however the one about it not coming into contact with metal is DEFINITELY TRUE. Drink more than a thimble sized cup full and you have only yourself to blame.......3.3From Terry Pratchetts Discworld Novels

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