Theneedforspeed (God of small talk, beer connoisseur and mindless instrument of the Dark Side)

Huh?

Hi, to anyone out there, who's comfortable enough with the website to make it all the way here and read this. I'm a newbie - recently read the Guide books and somebody I know recommended this site to me. Must admit, it seems extremely interesting. Don't know if I'm doing the right thing here in writing all this and whether anyone out there is going to read this or whether all my deathless prose is simply going to the great beyond from which there is no return....

If anyone reads this, would love it if you could reply - if not anything else, it would atleast comprehensively prove that the website is simple enough to even be used by stupid accountants like me.

Would also be extremely neat if someone could actually help me understand what and how can I contribute to the Guide - that would be froody (or should that be frood-like?)