So yeah, I'm MotDoc and this here is my chamber of doom. Or something. I was originally the Master of the Dojo of Coolness, but that Dojo is temporarily suspended due to Mongol raids (read: lack of membership) so my name was shortened to MotDoc and I was given this ridiculous title and mission by the Temple to Smiley. I am also a Pythonist Shrub Hunter and Upper Class Twit. Trying to become a sub-ed, but the Italics don't seem to want to send me an application, or maybe it was filtered out. Might consider being a scout one day, although I'm not sure I could commit that much time to the PR at the moment. That's about it.

Picture Page

Because I am easily amused, I have taken all the pictures which accompanied my front-page entries and put them here. Enjoy.

Holy Mission of the Knights Smiley

The Holy Battle-Axe of Smiley

Smiley is a deity! It must be worshipped! Since it is somebody's duty to spread this message to the infidels and noone else seems to want to do it, I formed the Holy Order of the Knights of the Angered Smiley smiley - grr, aka the Knights Smiley. Thus I march about the nether regions of H2G2 (especially the Avenue of Small Gods), fulfilling my mission. Join me, and be a part of the glory!

The Holy Warhammer of Smiley

My Number

  • 2x0x8+3x7x2 = 42
  • (2+08)x3-72 = -42

Entries for review

The list of my entries which you can personally pick apartAntoine Laurent LavoisierTartu, Estonia - Where to Eat

Edited Entries

My Corpus of Edited Entries - Count 19A Brief Timeline of Chinese History - Appeared 02/09/04Polynesia Before European Contact - Appeared 02/10/04We Didn't Start the Fire (1959) - Appeared 02/10/04The Role of Deforestation in the Fall of Rome - Appeared 03/25/04Alignment in Dungeons and Dragons (Collaberator) - Appeared 04/23/04Cargo Cults (with Frenchbean) - Appeared 04/27/04Henderson Island - Appeared 04/29/04The Siege of Fort Del Oro - Appeared 05/05/04Paradigms and Paradigm Shifts - Appeared 05/19/04Easter Island - Appeared 06/03/04We Didn't Start the Fire (1964-1989 Part 3) - Appeared 06/04/04The Mystery of the Sweet Potato - Appeared 06/11/04European Feudal Nobility - Appeared 08/02/04The Central Park Zoo Scare of 1874 - Appeared 08/10/04The Hapsburgs to Charles V - Appeared 08/31/04Long Distance Bus Travel in the United States - Appeared 10/11/04The Spanish Hapsburgs from Charles V - Appeared 11/15/04Wandering Noon (Editor only) - Appeared 11/24/04Ibn Khaldun - Appeared 12/02/04
Official Crusader of Smiley Badge

Smiley!Smiley!smiley - smileyCrusader of Smileysmiley - grr Thou shalt not worship any other colors
of smileys, nor any character, not any
likeness of any character that is in
the online, or that is in the offline.
-The 2nd Commandment of Smiley


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