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Where am I?

I am not here. This is not me -
a virtual personality.
If seen logged in, take this to be
neglect to logout properly.

I have a site. It's rather fine.
But then I'd say that being mine!
Still, worth a visit, I'd opine,
and can be found by search online.

Yet even if you knew my name
there's more than one spelled just the same.
Far worse than that and to my shame,
my site comes lower than some game!

I must confess it was me in
that game and not some other's twin.
More recent of these cyber kin:
my logo made its chance to win!

So paging onward, find my site
with music, art and things I write,
some software (free though copyright)
all buried - nearly lost to sight.

It's not these others whom I blame
for having sites and much more fame.
The thing which irks me most I claim
is coming lower than that game!

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I don't want a journal as it would imply that I do stuff. I have a reputation for apathy to maintain after all!

I'm allergic to most things on the planet - including but not limited to: alcohol (eg in drinks or elsewhere), eggs (eg in cakes), fur/hair, pollen (eg in flowers). So no inappropriate smileys in posts to me please - in case my virtual self has similar problems. NB Better make that no contact smileys at all if you are wearing perfume or have any hair! Most of them look fairly bald though...


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