Simmie

The Shifty-Parrot Organisation

I have long wondered whether I should actually give out some information about myself. The anonimity of the internet does allow me to pretend to be something I'm not. Someone more important than I am. In short, the internet allows me to lie. But now h2g2 lives on the servers of the BBC, so I can't lie. Lawyers will chase me down the street and demand that I give them money. I don't want this to happen.

So bearing that in mind, I am Simmie. I'm what you could call a Technocrat, one of the technological elite. I work in the media business. Geologically speaking I'm currently located in Scotland, but not in any specific area. I love Apple Macs. I also wish I was funnier than I actually am.