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This is my H2G2 page. There are many like it but this one is Mine. My H2G2 page is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my H2G2 page is useles.Without my H2G2 page I am usless.I must type my page true. I must spell more correctly than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed; my H2G2 page and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviours of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.1

Smileys

Yep, Bluebottle has become another person to draw his own smileys. I would like to thank Roasted Amoeba for the help he gave and letting me use his computer.

AustralianAustralianLegoJLego SurrealJSurreal
TomatoTomatoEvil TomatoJ Evil tomato (Wight Salads)AppleApple
SmiJSmiWaterdropWater Drop Lord SmileyLord Smiley
Saint SmileyJSaint SmileyBack of headJBack of head smileyExploding BrainsExploding brains smiley
TeapotTeapotDumbellDumbell BarbellBarbell
PunkJPunkTeenage Mutant Ninja SmileyJTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtleLegsJSmiley avec Legs
InvisibleJInvisibleMetricMetric smileyLightbulbJLightbulb
BorgSmiley of BorgUnwellIllMiss SmileyJMiss Smiley
StrongMuscle smileySee throughJSee-throughElectric-shockJElectric-shock
ConfusedConfusedEatenJHalf-eatenDoughnutDoughnut
Chinese - by Roasted AmoebaJChinese - by Roasted AmoebaFlowerFlower power!Pie chartJPie chart
SnailJSnailParachute - suggested by JustinParachuteMicroscopicJMicroscopic
BritishBritishMillenium DomeMillennium DomeBicycleBicycle
SlimeyJSlimey SmileySunJSunBikini
RadioactiveJRadioactiveEclipseJEclipseIsle of WightIsle of Wight
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And Now For A Fish Called Honda

Once upon a time there was a Fish called Honda, and he had a motorbike. One day he took his motorbike for a walk in the wild woods. "Hello," he said to all those in the Forest. "I like playing with matches." "With matches?!?!" everyone else called as they saw his nice bike. They were so afraid, that they killed him. The moral of the story is to never talk to strangers.

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Hello, this is the user page for Matt Sprack, or Bluebottle. I'm sorry if I am not in at the moment, but please click on a conversation below and leave your name and a message, and I'll contact you as soon as possible. BEEP!3

1Adapted from Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket2Small black print small black print small black print small black print small black print small black print.3No oak trees were harmed in the making of this page.

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