Bluebottle

Blue Meanies

This is my H2G2 Page

This is my H2G2 page. There are many like it but this one is Mine. My H2G2 page is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my H2G2 page is useles.Without my H2G2 page I am usless.I must type my page true. I must spell more correctly than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed; my H2G2 page and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviours of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.¹

Smileys

Smilies best viewed in Classic Goo!

Yep, Bluebottle has become another person to draw his own smileys. I would like to thank Roasted Amoeba for the help he gave and letting me use his computer.

Australian	JLego	JSurreal
Tomato	J Evil tomato (Wight Salads)	Apple
JSmi	Water Drop	Lord Smiley
JSaint Smiley	JBack of head smiley	Exploding brains smiley
Teapot	Dumbell	Barbell
JPunk	JTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtle	JSmiley avec Legs
JInvisible	Metric smiley	JLightbulb
Smiley of Borg	Ill	JMiss Smiley
Muscle smiley	JSee-through	JElectric-shock
Confused	JHalf-eaten	Doughnut
JChinese - by Roasted Amoeba	Flower power!	JPie chart
JSnail	Parachute	JMicroscopic
British	Millennium Dome	Bicycle
JSlimey Smiley	JSun	Bikini
JRadioactive	JEclipse	Isle of Wight
	The Post

Friends Pages

Fish KillerThe Fish

And Now For A Fish Called Honda

Once upon a time there was a Fish called Honda, and he had a motorbike. One day he took his motorbike for a walk in the wild woods. "Hello," he said to all those in the Forest. "I like playing with matches." "With matches?!?!" everyone else called as they saw his nice bike. They were so afraid, that they killed him. The moral of the story is to never talk to strangers.

Recommended Links

I don't really believe in advertising, but here are some things that I think are really cool and should see.

• The Waterworks:
  • The Beach
  • The Swimming Pool
  • The Fountain
  • The Sewers
  • The River
  • The Public Toilets
  • The Lifeguard Station
  • The Sea
  • The Fish Pond
  • The Boat Yard
  • 0G's AntiGrav Nightclub
• So Long, And Thanks For Laughing - The H2G2 Joke Directory.
• Help compile a list of Things There Should Be More Of.
• Do you live in the South of England? Then join the Wessex Researchers Group.
• Some pictures that I've taken have made it to the Edited Guide! These can be seen on Bluebottle's Photographs page.
• In fact, why not look around anywhere from my Links page?

And Finally...

Hello, this is the user page for Matt Sprack, or Bluebottle. I'm sorry if I am not in at the moment, but please click on a conversation below and leave your name and a message, and I'll contact you as soon as possible. BEEP!³