Conversation:

I hate slow loading

My computer's eroding

Left foot's asleep

Oh, I want to weep

Life's just so foreboding

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I bought my girl a voucher

You see I am no sloucher

Cos she was a bit of a sloucher

Two are better than one

Two true!

She used it to buy

A dinky blue scooter

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Just walking the dogs

While wearing pink clogs

I trod in a bit

of my dear pooch's sh*bleep*t

So I wiped it on Pooches long locks

Oops forgot - new one:

A maniac came to my house

The man was a ginger haired scouse

"Come 'ed", said the dude,

Quoth I, "I'm confused?!"

He smiled and offered his pet mouse

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Trying to think of a new line


(Some Guy - I put the eding there deliberately - it's up to you to decide if it's the truth or not)

While drinking a glass of red wine

(Sorry, should I not be doing this? )