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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Started conversation Sep 10, 1999

I hate slow loading

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Post 2

Pegasus ~A~

Posted Sep 10, 1999

My computer's eroding

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Post 3

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Posted Sep 10, 1999

Left foot's asleep

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Post 4

PaleoDan

Posted Sep 10, 1999

Oh, I want to weep

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Post 5

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Posted Sep 10, 1999

Life's just so foreboding

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I bought my girl a voucher

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Post 6

Vestboy back in the UK

Posted Sep 10, 1999

You see I am no sloucher

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Post 7

Merkin

Posted Sep 10, 1999

Cos she was a bit of a sloucher

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Post 8

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Posted Sep 10, 1999

Two are better than one

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Post 9

Vestboy back in the UK

Posted Sep 10, 1999

Two true!

She used it to buy

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Post 10

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Posted Sep 10, 1999

A dinky blue scooter

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Just walking the dogs

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Post 11

Merkin

Posted Sep 10, 1999

While wearing pink clogs

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Post 12

Vestboy back in the UK

Posted Sep 10, 1999

I trod in a bit

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Post 13

Merkin

Posted Sep 10, 1999

of my dear pooch's sh*bleep*t

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Post 14

Vestboy back in the UK

Posted Sep 10, 1999

So I wiped it on Pooches long locks

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Post 15

Vestboy back in the UK

Posted Sep 10, 1999

Oops forgot - new one:

A maniac came to my house

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Post 16

Merkin

Posted Sep 10, 1999

The man was a ginger haired scouse

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Post 17

Si

Posted Sep 10, 1999

"Come 'ed", said the dude,

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Post 18

Merkin

Posted Sep 10, 1999

Quoth I, "I'm confused?!"

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Post 19

RangaKoo

Posted Sep 10, 1999

He smiled and offered his pet mouse

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Trying to think of a new line


(Some Guy - I put the eding there deliberately - it's up to you to decide if it's the truth or not)

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Post 20

Merkin

Posted Sep 10, 1999

While drinking a glass of red wine

(Sorry, should I not be doing this? smiley - smiley)

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