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Well it looks like for various reasons, I will not be on Live Chat or the couple of other projects I am working on for much more then a couple of months.

I am very sad - the last five months have been brilliant and I have loved working with everyone on the Chat team. Still I guess this means new projects, new teams and new opportunities.

It's hard to look on the bright side when you are a pessimist.

Does that mean you're coming back to us?

*looks hopeful*

Alas no.

I don't know where I am going... but if you have any suggestions please shout.

I hear there is an opening at the top!

A pessimist is never disappointed.

Happy just-after-birthday, by the way.

>>>"I don't know where I am going... but if you have any suggestions please shout."

Just what everyone's been waiting for - a chance to tell Lochangel where to go!

Hope it all works out for you, wherever you end up going...

This is an inter-BBC move you're talking about isn't it?




















Otherwise, I could use someone to clean my flat, do the ironing and make tea

*chucks at Whisky*

Did you enjoy the view from the wall at the Curry Meet on Saturday honey?

This is a moving experience. Still within the BBC... I suppose a Directorship is out of the question... How about Gilligan's old job? Nope you've got too much hair. Come to think of it do you think they're picking on bald white men?

Bloody hell! Perhaps you are right!

It would explain Mark Byford being temporary DG - he has quite an impressive thatch.

U221383 for DG then?

What would that make Anita Dobson?

Come to think of it, are they still married?

I'm not sure. If not, they must have come to some kind of custody arrangement on the hair... maybe Brian gets to wear it during the week and Anita has it at weekends.

I had a colleague at another place who used to stalk Brian May.

She had more then a passing resemblance to him too.

Maybe they were twins separated at birth - apparently it's more common that you think, falling in love with your unknown brother (or sister).

I don't think it was.. it seemed to me to be more of cold, clinical psychotic obsession.

She literally stalked him round the country!

That'll be why he didn't turn up to the Book Of The Future launch party then...

was he meant to turn up then?

Well, he wrote something for the book.

*And* I added him to my friends list months ago and he still hasn't reciprocated.

Well that is just plain discourteous!