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I am the iconoclast who lurks in the night. Should you be one of the herd of sheep that makes up the majority of this civilization, begone now! For I always say that those who can be offended most easily, should be. But if you have managed to shear your wool, or are just looking for an excuse to do so, read on, and enjoy!

That said, I think it is important that everyone realize that nothing in this page should be taken literally, or seriously. Unless I'm being serious, or literal, which is literally impossible, for I have a serious problem with being literal. Seriously.

You will do me the justice to remember, that I have always strenuously supported the Right of every Man to his own opinion, however different that opinion might be to mine. He who denies to another this right, makes a slave of himself to his present opinion, because he precludes himself the right of changing it.

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall.

-Thomas Paine, "The Age of Reason"


Here's a sample of things you might find yourself saying to or about me:

"although I never seem to agree with him, he is one of the people I respect most on the guide." - U43530 "We may not have met before but you seem like a nice person" - U154942 "the guy in my experience has always made intelligent and balanced contributions to convosations" - U206500 "I know that social skills are not his forte online or in person." - U154977 "I'm quickly beginning to see what a t**t Mugwump is." - U189219 "I've missed your prickly ol' self" - U150392 "I'd say You sound like a complete arse" - U129266 "I was reading through your journal and was rolling with one of the annoying fits of laughter that often make me sound stupid" - U143865 "basically speaking a lot of rubbish in his post again." - U110017 "has no sense of humour" - U168670 "you has a poor grasp of the skills of academic argument" - U135642 "I like passion, and I like intelligence, and I find the combination of the two very compelling." - U148580 "You're a prat" - U111050 "commenting so concisely and elegantly" - U129960 "rude and childish" - U181082 "I think the Guide suffers from a lack of conservative and libertarian views, especially since Coenel Sellers left." - U35376 "You can't even read or comprehend one entry" - U213116 "It takes brains and guts to reduce the complex and possibly confusing down to a logical progression of admissions that we really don't know anything for sure, but this is a reasonable speculation." - U186749 "arrogant, maybe just uninspired by intelligent thought, BS" - U180630 "has on many occasions been a deft and persuasive debater" - U222064 "you absolute cretinous moron" - U222064 "H2G2 without you is like sheep without shepherds" - U156569 "Proves your mother didn't raise a fool. You must have aspired to it independently." - U229044 "You have always come across to me as someone very intelligent who does not say anything without checking at least twice first." - U220722 "For a yankee gun nut you´re not too bad." - U221317


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