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Earthoids: don't you get the hint?

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The High Duke of Mars

Started conversation Dec 11, 2001

It's not that Mars has violent weather, it's that we don't like you peeking. If you must snoop, go harrass the natives of Titan:

- Titanites have glass roofs.

- Titan has some of the more famous nude liquid methane beaches in this part of the galaxy.

In short, Titanites are exhibitionists.

If you promise nicely to stop trying to map every centimeter of our planet, we'll turn off our dustmaking machines.

Regards,

smiley - fish

-THDoM

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