A Conversation for Yaks

Yak/Elk

Post 1

The 1 and only Elkherd

Yaks aren't as cool as Elks. Elk get to have antlers as they're really deer. Yaks don't cos they're cattle. Nanana na.


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Post 2

mrs. slartibartfast

what about gnus?


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Post 3

The 1 and only Elkherd

As in the 10 o'clock gnus. Ah, wondrous Spike. Did ya see room 101 with him, or aren't you British?


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Post 4

mrs. slartibartfast

not sorry. shall i leave here then?


Mr Milligan

Post 5

The 1 and only Elkherd

You're not sorry about what? Don't leave. Stay, I need someone to talk to. It gets lonely underground.

"What time is it?"
"I'll look in my pocket. I wrote the time down this morning."
"But what if its not the time on the piece of paper?"
"Then I don't show it to people."

(Very badly quoted)


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