What size is your tinfoil hat? Try the quiz.

Do you know your conspiracy theories? Multiple choice.

1. Which of these persons is not accused of being Shakespeare?
   
   • Philip Marlowe
   • The Earl of Oxford
   • Queen Elizabeth
   • Francis Bacon
2. Where might Merovingian treasures be kept?
   
   • Roswell, New Mexico
   • Rosslyn, Virginia
   • Roslyn, Pennsylvania
   • Roslin, Midlothian
3. Where was the Kensington Runestone found?
   
   • Kensington Gardens, London
   • Near the Ruthwell Cross
   • In Minnesota
   • In a Reykjavik backyard
4. According to the Phantom Time Hypothesis, who was Charlemagne?
   
   • King Arthur's son
   • A Viking chieftain
   • The father of Prester John
   • An imaginary figure
5. According to the Edited Guide, what is the most probable origin of crop circles?
   
   • Aliens
   • Fairies
   • Doug Bower and his mate Dave Chorley
   • Cosmic energies
6. What location is the Number One UFO hotspot in the UK?
   
   • Brightling, Sussex
   • Cardiff, Wales
   • Edinburgh, Scotland
   • London
7. According to the theories of David Icke, what was Margaret Thatcher?
   
   • A Merovingian princess
   • The secret head of the secret Illuminati
   • Prince William's mother
   • A blood-drinking, shape-shifting alien reptile
8. According to conspiracy theorists, what will happen if the planet Nibiru shows up?
   
   • Earth will be destroyed.
   • We all get a free ride to Alpha Centauri.
   • The Age of Aquarius will begin.
   • There will be a zombie apocalypse.
9. Why did the US Centers for Disease Control (CDC) publish Preparedness: Preparing for a Zombie Attack?
   
   • They discovered a zombie virus.
   • They were mad at the president.
   • They wanted to get people's attention, and 'How to Prepare for a Hurricane' wasn't doing it.
   • FEMA double-dog dared them to.
10. What conspiracy group believes that all Satnavs are rigged?
    
    • The John Birch Society
    • The Rosicrucian Brotherhood
    • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
    • Flat Earthers

Got your head spinning? Click the picture for answers.

Dmitri Gheorgheni

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