The truth may be out there, but you won't find it in this quiz.

Here are the answers, such as they are.

1. Which of these persons is not accused of being Shakespeare?
   
   • Philip Marlowe
2. Where might Merovingian treasures be kept?
   
   • Roslin, Midlothian
3. Where was the Kensington Runestone found?
   
   • In Minnesota
4. According to the Phantom Time Hypothesis, who was Charlemagne?
   
   • An imaginary figure
5. According to the Edited Guide, what is the most probable origin of crop circles?
   
   • Doug Bower and his mate Dave Chorley
6. What location is the Number One UFO hotspot in the UK?
   
   • Edinburgh, Scotland
7. According to the theories of David Icke, what was Margaret Thatcher?
   
   • A blood-drinking, shape-shifting alien reptile (Quiet in the back.)
8. According to conspiracy theorists, what will happen if the planet Nibiru shows up?
   
   • Earth will be destroyed.
9. Why did the US Centers for Disease Control (CDC) publish Preparedness: Preparing for a Zombie Attack?
   
   • They wanted to get people's attention, and 'How to Prepare for a Hurricane' wasn't doing it.
10. What conspiracy group believes that all Satnavs are rigged?
    
    • Flat Earthers

If you got that lot right, you probably need to stock up on tinfoil. You've been reading too much.

Dmitri Gheorgheni

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