Words, words, words. That's what we're made of. Herewith some of my thoughts on what we're doing with them.
Writing Right with Dmitri: What's Hot, What's Not
People who work in marketing, Public Relations, and advertising make their living by sounding convincing about the most ridiculous things. For instance, it's their job to persuade you that whatever bit of nonsense is going on right now is the best, most desirable, most important bit of nonsense in the whole, amazing history of the universe. And often, even though you know it's not so, you play along. After all, you wouldn't want to be left out.
It's that way with the fiction-and-essay-writing-and-reading crowd, as well: we're often convinced that the latest is also the best. You want a cure for that? Read the best-sellers of the past. Not only will you frequently be surprised at what subjects readers in the 19th Century were interested in, but you'll also wonder whether it's really that important to keep your finger on the public pulse.
Okay, it's true that some of the best-selling books of the 19th Century are still read today, but not by any means all of them. Have you ever read Uncle Tom's Cabin? You've heard of it, sure, but have you read it? I have, and I do not recommend the exercise. It was the best-selling book of the 19th Century, after the Bible. The prose will make you want to bathe your eyes in something soothing. Laudable sentiments, unfortunate syntax. The interesting thing to note is that Uncle Tom's Cabin was a best-seller because of its subject – it dealt with a burning contemporary issue – and because it appealed to the sense of drama of the time. Say, 'Eliza on the ice floes' to a Victorian. They'll know what you mean.
The funny thing is, when you come to find out what readers used to like, well. . . it's not all page-turning trash. In the 1890s, they seemed to be rather thoughtful. Of course there needed to be some action, but it looks like readers were willing to put in some work, as well, if the subject was worthy.
Here are some of the best-sellers of the past, just from the United States. You'd be surprised.
- 1895: #1 was Beside the Bonnie Brier Bush, by Ian Maclaren. Ian Maclaren's real name was Dr John Watson, so we don't blame him for using a pseudonym. You can read the book for free here. It's full of jolly Scots dialect, but it actually looks entertaining.
- 1896: #1 was Tom Grogan, by Francis Hopkinson Smith. The novel takes place on Staten Island. You'll love the plot: Tom Grogan, the stevedore, is killed in a work-related accident. His widow has kids to feed, so she pretends he's still alive, and disguises herself as a man to continue his job. Then she has to fight some crooked union people. What? Gender-bending in 1896? A public that wants to read about working people? Who were these readers, anyway? Of course, the style's not quite what you're used to. It's available free online, if you've a mind to find out.
- 1897: #1 author was Henryk Sienkiewiecz. (Who?) Book was Quo Vadis: A Tale of the Time of Nero. Even if you've seen the movie, I suspect you don't know the book. Sienkiewicz was Polish, surprise, and won the Nobel Prize, double surprise. People back then read Nobel Prizewinners? Wow. I almost linked to the Romanian translation by accident: this book was really popular. Not quite The Da Vinci Code, now, was it?
- 1898: Francis Hopkinson Smith was back at #1 with the best-selling Caleb West. What's it about? A diver. Prepare for nautical terminology. It's based on the author's own experiences building the Race Rock Light near Fisher's Island, New York. Exciting stuff.
- 1899: At the end of the 1800s, the #1 novel was David Harum, a tale by a New York banker named Edward Noyes Westcott. Subtitled 'A Story of American Life', it was about horse-trading, not futures trading. Wow.
A quote from David Harum, just so you get a sense of the style:
David opened his paper so as to hide his face, and the corners of his
mouth twitched as he asked in return, "Wa'al, what's the deakin sayin' now?"
"He's sayin'," she replied, in a voice mixed of indignation and apprehension, "thet you sold him a balky horse, an' he's goin' to hev the law on ye." David's shoulders shook behind the sheltering page, and his mouth expanded in a grin.
"Wa'al," he replied after a moment, lowering the paper and looking gravely at his companion over his glasses, "next to the deakin's religious experience, them of lawin' an' horse-tradin' air his strongest p'ints, an' he works the hull on 'em to once sometimes."
The evasiveness of this generality was not lost on Mrs. Bixbee, and she pressed the point with, "Did ye? an' will he?"
"Yes, an' no, an' mebbe, an' mebbe not," was the categorical reply.
And they told you not to write dialogue in dialect. Pah!
So what do we learn from this list?
- Fortune is fickle. Today's best-seller is tomorrow's trivia question.
- People back in the Reading Age read. They didn't think in soundbites.
- It's easier to 'write what you know' than you think. The variety of interesting topics is broad.
- If you make it interesting, they will read.
Or something like that. Anyway, aren't you glad we still have virtual libraries? We have a lot of reading to catch up on. Maybe I can steal a few tricks from Mr Sienkiewicz. He was translated into a lot of languages. . .