kalu's kosmik krusade (its a JOKE)


YOU WANT THE TRUTH??? well, it is in my journal entry. check that out for an apology. otherwise, welcome to my page, once a bastion of something or other, now not. however, that is fine, since my life has changed since then. i am now out of school (graduated with honors, thankyouverymuch), and in dallas. the real world. *shudder* anyway, i have myself a cozy little place here, and have the busy life, going to work, work, work, and hanging out w/ my girlfriend. oh, what do i do? well, i am one of 8 million computer consultants, doing work for a small firm here in dallas. so far, i love it. hopefully that will last. thats all the info you get sonny. for other interesting things, look below.

HOLY BAT TWINKINES!! yours truly, kalu the magnificient, the great, the grand, the patheticly loseristic trangressionist, has an APPROVED journal entry! thanks to the editors for approving my article, that is a great thing.


lets get one thing straight right away. you pronounce it "KAY-lew" not "keh-LEW" or any other damn fool way. thanks!

Most of my personal info is above, but i do a lot more than that in dallas, like play on this here computer, go out and drink (anyone wishing to speak about beer, please feel free to do so here, or to meet me for one/two/seven), and watch the simpsons (same thing for beer goes for simpsons, and all comedies). did i mention the drinking?

the fish is done!! so, without further ado, here is kalu's fish, V1.0. for those of you who dont know what i am talking about, see Fenchurch's site for all the info.

lets see, what else? i can do the chacha (no, i am lying), but i do like to dance, just most people dont like to watch.

oh, check out TV's Frink's page, b/c it rocks

kalu join's The Rambling Misfits

The Rambling Misfits, the unofficial softball team of h2g2 is the softball team that i am on, run by TV's Frink. in case you are curious as to what i play, well, i am the pinch hitter and official DJ for the team. i spin phat beats for the club. i also kareoke in the kareoke room!

that is all


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