Want to buy some pegs Dave?

Hello Dave

I am Papa Lazarous. If you want to see my charms, knock on Wednesday. I'm ready for the Daz doorstep challenge.

You're MY wife now.

According to Interpol Papa Lazarous is of Eastern European stock, and is known throughout Europe as "One of the most unpleasant men ever to kidnap a woman."

At the last count Mr. Lazarous is the proud possessor of 17 wives, a travelling freakshow, and a 3 legged whippet called Dandy. In these enlightened times he has had difficulty earning a living with his freaks, and now acts as a compere for the Cafe Au Lait.


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