A short autobiography (for now)

Whilst unemployed, I once attended a Government Training Scheme to determine my transferable skills. This useful goal was achieved by a half-hour in front of a computer answering enigmatic YES/NO/MAYBE questions of the type: "Do you enjoy wearing overalls" and "Are you comfortable in extremely unsanitary places".

On processing my responses the computer awarded me instant notoriety throughout the Department of Employment, as the only person ever to have no transferable skills whatsoever.

I have gone on to nurture my lack of usefulness to society, an unique attribute which I feel, one day, I may be able to exploit in an unexpected and improbable manner.

Amongst my web activities I have been running a personal website about the town in which I live (no, please don't fall asleep, it's interesting, really it is, and it's huge). That can be found at LowestoftNET.

The site is currently archival only, as I am taking a rest from digital photography, but there is a new local message board up and running from the site so do drop by!

That's all I'll admit to at the moment ...

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