h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As that thread has been closed....

"My own nighthoover is the black hole at the center of our
Galaxy. Which truly sucketh. And is self-sufficient and
self-fulfilling unto the end. I have only seen his face in
burnt toast.
galaxy
~jwf~"

so nighthooverly indeed, mhrily so lettuce spray and rain down the lettuce spray on the dust bunnies thriley

Closed? Closed! Of all the...
Curses! Damn 'em all.

That is very sad.
This new management uses 'closure' far too often.

Ah well, glad you appreciated my nighthoover remarks.
And thanks for 'saving' them.

Lettuce spray.

~jwf~

If things could have been closed in the nighthoover days we would have been deprived of our Deity!

All praise the endurance of the one who Hoovers at night!

For some reason I have an image of a researcher cleaning the carpet in the dark


FS

Yeah somewhere between van gogh's The Sower

http://uploads2.wikipaintings.org/images/vincent-van-gogh/the-sower-outskirts-of-arles-in-the-background-1888.jpg

and his Starry Starry Night

http://www.gametrailers.com/side-mission/files/2012/09/starry-night-at-the-arcade-full.jpg


~jwf~

I always hoover in the dark, as a form of paying reverence <grovel
Well, admitidly in this instant they didn't have any choice but to close it, people had been asked nicely to take the discussion elsewhere, and had not done so, instead repeating the same kind of things, on the thread, and entirely derailing it, and the only other alternative; keep posting to the thread, to ask people not too, would, thereby in itself just further derail the thread... Anyhow, no need to talk on taht one furhter I think, its just the kind of thing that happens here, it seems, from time to time... If people don't respond nicely when asked politely, then there are tools like the closing a thread, I guess, which they can use



Anyhow, back to hoovering; I just ran my new, shiney cordless rechargible hoover (it is a hoover, not just* a vacuum), over my bedroom floor, and the upstairs landings True I'd only swept them a while ago, but I@ve showered since then... and having long hair is a real pain when trying to keep the place tidy I also just swept the kitchen... guess I could have hoovered in there too... actually, maybe I should... I could re-hoover the front room too, and maybe hoover something else... Hoover-frensy time!