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This is my H2G2 page. There are many like it but this one is Mine. My H2G2 page is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my H2G2 page is useles.Without my H2G2 page I am usless.I must type my page true. I must spell more correctly than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed; my H2G2 page and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviours of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.1


Yep, Bluebottle has become another person to draw his own smileys2.

AustralianAustralianLegoLego Yin YangYin Yang
SmiSmiWaterdropWater Drop Lord SmileyLord Smiley
SaintSaint SmileyBack of headBack of HeadExploding BrainsExploding Brains
TeapotTeapotDumbellDumbell BarbellBarbell
PunkPunkTeenage Mutant Ninja SmileyTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtleLegsSmiley avec Legs
InvisibleInvisibleMetricMetric smileyA lightbulbLightbulb
BorgSmiley of BorgUnwellIllMiss SmileyMiss Smiley
StrongMuscle smileySee throughSee ThroughElectric-shockElectric-shock
Chinese - by Roasted AmoebaJChinese - by Roasted AmoebaFlowerFlower power!Pie chartPie chart
SnailSnailParachute - suggested by JustinParachuteMicroscopicMicroscopic
BritishBritishMillenium DomeMillennium DomeBicycleBicycle
SlimeySlimey SmileySunSunBikiniBikini
RadioactiveRadioactiveEclipseEclipseIsle of WightIsle of Wight
Valentine's LovingValentine's Day
Valentine's HeartValentine's Day
Valentine's Loving CoupleValentine's Day
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And Now For A Fish Called Honda

Once upon a time there was a Fish called Honda, and he had a motorbike. One day he took his motorbike for a walk in the wild woods. "Hello," he said to all those in the Forest. "I like playing with matches." "With matches?!?!" everyone else called as they saw his nice bike. They were so afraid, that they killed him. The moral of the story is to never talk to strangers.

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Hello, this is the user page for Matt Sprack, or Bluebottle. I'm sorry if I am not in at the moment, but please click on a conversation below and leave your name and a message, and I'll contact you as soon as possible. BEEP!4

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1Adapted from Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket2I would like to thank Roasted Amoeba for the help he gave and letting me use his computer back in 1999.3Small black print small black print small black print small black print small black print small black print.4No oak trees were harmed in the making of this page.


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