The short but long tale of a spider called Wally

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Once upon a time there lived a spider called Wally. Wally lived in Cuckoo land with his best friend Cyril the sea-lion. Now, because Cyril needed water to live in, he immediately died because Cuckoo land was in the middle of the Arabian desert. :-( Wally, so distraught at Cyril's death decided to take revenge on the rest of the world, so he blew it up with two nuclear missiles he always (most convienantly) carried around with him. Wally then hitch-hiked off the planet and settled on Ursa Minor Beta and founded a publishing company.
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