Merkin Reality Construct


The Revolution will not be Tele-Tubbied. Viva Zaphodistas! A520769.

Welcome to the second incarnation of the Merkin Reality Construct. The first construct took a paradigm shift for the worse during Rupert and never quite recovered.

History of the Merkin Reality Construct

In the beginning was GOO, and from that GOO emerged the Merkin Relity Construct. The Merkins existed before the GOO, but were dark and unformed. There were many in the GOO before the Merkin Reality Construct, and they looked upon Merkin, and giggled, saying unto it, "You're not taking this all very seriously, are you?". And so it was that the Merkins thrived and created much that was chortling and telling of Limericks...

The Righteous Knights of Kettering

Ma'huish U'qui Ketyrngh.. Read the remnants of ancient lore of the Righteous Knights. These are all that is left of the multitude of legends and writing surrounding the cult of the Knights. All
In January 2000 I led a contingent of the Righteous Knights in a daring raid on the Kumquat raiders of Mongolia. And now, in May 2001, they return. Alas while they were fighting on the plains of Zmrisgrxkrgrkhlristan, their homes and families were devoured by Rupert. Many knights were lost on the journey home, and many upon returning home to find their homes devastated, took the only route open to a Knight of standing, the Mystical Quest.

U49185 - (4+9+1)*(8-5) OR sqrt(4)*(9-1+8+5) OR 4! + 9 *(-1+8-5) = 42 thanks Potholer and Argon0


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