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Great site...got me thinking.
A lot of people quote the 'water' clue as their favourite, but I'm very fond of the cryptic definitions. My all-time favourite appeared in the Times a few years back:

What an expert in share movement expects from the board (10,5)

Answer in a week or so (or on demand).

Hmm. Occasional Table? If that's right, I'm not sure I like the clue.

No, Occasional Table not right. I think this is a classic:

Ploughman's Lunch

Think about it.

B

Ah, I agree, outstanding. I hadn't thought of that interpretation at all.

Two of my all time favourites

A:G, P:Z. (10)

Also, another favourite 7,1,4.

Answers, if needed, upon request.

They've got me -

my all time favourites:-
GGSE (9,4)
I (6,3)

Answers are Dehydrated 'H to o' missing
and without a clue
please send your answers thanks Raz

Scrambled eggs and number one

Excellent Entry!

My dad was very taken by a clue decadss ago in either the Guardian or Telegraph (the latter he only bought for the crossword):

Nothing squared is a cube (3)

OXO

but I confess, I didn't get it myself!

Yep! Nice though, isn't it?

Personally, my favourite cryptic clue is:

E

It is for a 13 letter word. Give up? See my user "my space" for the answer.

It is practically impossible in my opinion.

Meal for cowardly baloonist(7-2-1-6)

A: Chicken in a basket