H2G2 Patent Bureau
Created | Updated Aug 28, 2003
H2G2 Patent Bureau
This is the H2G2 Patent Bureau, ( Registered trade mark A1157861 ) The place to deposit anything nobody else seems intereted in. We will keep it safe, the Public Domain to guard the latent patents.
This is also an request for manufacturers. Have great profit by not using these donations as someone else already tried. Perhaps someone can start the first H2G2 factory for not making sporks.
We will create a collection of unused, useless or unusual things (to be added to the Public Domain).
Currently donated ideas:
spork
(spoon with cutouts to get rid of the juice, used as lattice utensol)
towel
(chinese high building, lost in laundry)
(Excuse me, not intended to offend any chinese tongue, just enlighting a match)
wheel
(rolling object with outer edge made of many little angles, aka circle)
process loop
(sequence of steps where a next step is in the sequence of previous steps)
Denial Of Service by a helpdesk.
(just to name one 'musoph(c)' the ManUfacturer of too SOPHisticated tools)
Before you post any invention make sure you read < A574021 > and < A142778 >
This is the H2G2 Patent Bureau, ( Registered trade mark A1157861 ) The place to deposit anything nobody else seems intereted in. We will keep it safe, the Public Domain to guard the latent patents.
This is also an request for manufacturers. Have great profit by not using these donations as someone else already tried. Perhaps someone can start the first H2G2 factory for not making sporks.
We will create a collection of unused, useless or unusual things (to be added to the Public Domain).
Currently donated ideas:
spork
(spoon with cutouts to get rid of the juice, used as lattice utensol)
towel
(chinese high building, lost in laundry)
(Excuse me, not intended to offend any chinese tongue, just enlighting a match)
wheel
(rolling object with outer edge made of many little angles, aka circle)
process loop
(sequence of steps where a next step is in the sequence of previous steps)
Denial Of Service by a helpdesk.
(just to name one 'musoph(c)' the ManUfacturer of too SOPHisticated tools)
Before you post any invention make sure you read < A574021 > and < A142778 >
