Statistics:

• Name: Wøñkø †hë {Îñ}§åñë
• Danger Assessment: Extremely, Incredibly, Unbelievably High
• Weaponry:
  
  • Human Form: (Current primary weapon is in bold, secondary in italics)
    
    • MPMAR¹
    • Shieldbreaker
    • Monofilament Whip
    • Molecular Knife
    • Blackstar Terminator Sniper Rifle
    • Dial-a-gun
    • Elemental Scepter (Various)
    • Imperial Flamelance
    • 2 Flaming Swords- Inferno and Hellrazor
    • Grenades
    • Sleep-gas Canisters
    • Poisoned Throwing s
    • Whip
    • 2 1-hand Submachine Guns
    • Shard
      
  • Hydra Form:
    
    • Giant Rocket Launcher Mechanism (144 Rockets, 24/sec)
    • 15 Regenerateable Heads (Bite)
    • 15 Machine Gun Helmets
  • Vehicle- The Phantom:
  • 4 Missile Launchers
  • 120 Missiles
  • 4 Plasma Bolt Machine Guns
  • 4 360-Degree Rotateable Laser Cannons
  • 3 Kamakaze Mini-droids
  • Antigrav Rifle
• Equipment:
  
  • Human Form:
    
    • X-Ray, Night, and IR Vision Military Goggles
    • Comm Helmet
    • Flexible Mirrored Titanium-Alloy Full-body Armor
    • Grappling Hook
    • Mithril Coat (alternate armor)
    • Nanite-regenerating Shield
    • Tasp
    • Alabaster Night Vision Goggles
    • Goo Intensifier Sprays
  • Hydra Form:
    
    • Flexible Mirrored Titanium-Alloy Full-body Armor
    • 15 X-Ray, Night, and IR Vision Specialize Lenses
  • Vehicle- The Phantom:
    
    • Cloaking
    • Plasma-Injection Thrusters
    • Plasma-Vapor Shielding
    • Atmospheric Hovering Thrusters
    • Quantom-Distortion Hyperdrive
    • Radar Jammer
    • Mirrored Armor
    • 8 Plasma Energy Pods
    • Short-Range Teleporter
    • Escape Pod
• Abilities: (not yet typed)
  
  • Human Form:
    

Groups/Clubs/Guilds I am part of, in order of allegiance.

Subject to change...

Groups:	Rank	Position	Something
Thingites
Assassin's Guild	Commodore	3rd
Terranic Army	Lieutenant[]		[]
Sporkites
MotMV
Thieves' Guild
Bounty Hunter
Wonko Inc.	CE2	1st
Jedi Academy	Padawan	(Sakri Go'mem)
Vogons
Weekendism	Crusader

Non-combat