The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jun 9, 2004
Exam Fever
The exams are coming.
Tick tock tick.
The folios are in, the deadlines here
The doom of study that dreaded fear.
The exams are coming
The day is close,
The hall is calling; the papers have your name.
Invigilators arrive so cheats can't hide their shame.
The exams are coming
Run, run away
English, Maths, Science there all the same
Waiting at the desk. pen in hand
Those exams are coming to drive you mad
The exams are coming, and it's almost too late
The hands on the clock tick to that vile date
You think you know your subjects so well
Till you wish the books would burn in hell
The exams are here!
Help! Help alas!
Oh it is such a dreaded task
To sit in that hall with the sun shining bright,
All you wish is to run out of sight
The exams are here
So just relax, everyone says they know you'll pass
Revision was done with diligence and care,
Yet you still hope the paper just wont be there.
Till the world spins and it all falls away
Its exam fever and its here to stay.
