The Way of the Lemming
Created | Updated Nov 22, 2015
Most Lemmings will indulge in the sport of "Cliff Jumping". For other beings it can be fun, but for Lemmings it is compulsory and sometimes fatal. This is what usually happens:
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___________We at the "Equal Rights for Lemmings" Party feel that this cruelty should not be let to happen. We propose:
- Crash mats and hard hats for all Lemmings who take part in this thrilling sport
- Classes to help confused Lemmings reorientate afterwards
- More Drinks!!!!
1Blood runs to the brain, causing vertigo...or something2Lemming suddenly realises where he/she is. Normal reactions take place
