Agony Aunt
Created | Updated Jun 21, 2003
Dear Agony Aunt,
I am happily married to a lovely man but he has one glitch that I cannot seem to ignore any longer, his love for his toys. When we were first married I was his only toy but now it seems that he has got bored and has tossed me aside for something new!.what can I do to turn myself back into his 'toy'?
Sign me,
Tossed aside
Dear Tossed,
The question you should be asking is not how to turn yourself into his toy but how to turn him into your toy. Let me explain... think about it this way, which would you rather have, him toying with you or you toying with him? All it takes is a bit of sneaky sidestepping and before long you will have him thinking that he is doing everything for his enjoyment when in reality he is doing it for yours. Think of the possibilities, not only will you be getting the attention that you are craving but everything you own will be in working order. Men, don't ya love 'em?
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