Canada Geese are large, graceful aquatic birds of above average adaptability and intelligence... for birds.

They are almost without natural predators or inhibitions of any kind. They share the same tastes, ambitions, and sensibilities as Human Beings. Both exist in greater numbers than ever before. Both love park land to death.

Canada Geese are so overwhelmingly Human in all but their ability to fly, bob effortlessly on the surface of water, and subsist on a diet of grass, that it is often speculated that Canada Geese are the reincarnated souls of beings who have transcended the Human limit of raucous bickering.