The h2g2 Secret Service
Created | Updated Apr 26, 2003
This is the Headquarters of the h2g2 Secret Service.
We here are responsible for the security of h2g2. Yes, this does involve holding detailed files on everyone here, but we don't read them. Except for the funny bits. And as for those spy-cams we've put on your user spaces - they don't actually have any film in them.
Assassinations
Kill people? Us? Good Lord, the very idea...! No, no, we're not that kind of secret service, we don't go around killing anyone (wipe the files, someone wipe the files) or things like that. Honest!
Official h2g2 Secrets
Please do not read these secret files unless you have the requisite security clearance.
Threats to h2g2
The following have been deemed security threats to h2g2's continued existence and must be closely scrutinized with utmost caution.
- Her Majesty's Tax Inspectors
- MI5
- The CIA
- The FBI
- Project Galactic Guide
Departments
The Chief's Office
The office of the Head of the Secret Service, 'H'.
Q Branch
The tools with which our agents battle...er...battles on h2g2.
Only agents are allowed inside Q Branch.
Obvious Exits:
- Secret underground tunnel leading to The Alabaster House
