New Breeds Of Dogs

• Pointer + Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
• Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
• Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
• Pekinese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
• Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
• Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
• Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for
  financial advisors.
• Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
• Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly.
• Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't
  matter anyway.
• Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.

Cats And Dogs

What is a cat?

• Cats do what they want.
• Cats do what they want.
• They rarely listen to you.
• They are totally unpredictable.
• When you want to play, they want to be alone.
• When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• They expect you to cater to their every whim.
• They are moody.
• They leave hair everywhere.
• They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

What is a dog?

• Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable
  piece of furniture in the house.
• They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
  but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
• They growl when they are not happy.
• When you want to play, they want to play.
• When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• They are great at begging.
• They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
• They leave their toys everywhere.
• They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to
  give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.