Welcome to the first edition of The Ghost Post

In the comming editions we hope to introduce to you the denizens of the Haunted Castle, provide you with advise and links to articals conserning magic and science and in general afford you with an entertaining view of the h2g2, from a ghost's perspective

University

Deep in the sewers of the h2g2 water works is a haven for our less fortunate friends, the monsters. Bluebottle and Dragonfly, out of the kindness of their heart, have set aside a sanctuary for all monsters willing to be rehabilitated. Free room and board is provided and occupational therapy provided for the monster who wishes to go on a human free diet.

The University, (Headmaster Charon the centaur) will undertake to educate any monster who applies. Curriculum is set by one of a series of professors, specialising in the monster's chosen field of study. So far, we have awarded 2 degrees and conferred 1 professorship, but we hope for more graduates soon.

Recently a vampire has been roaming the halls and entering the rooms of the Haunted Castle. Mistadrong Count von Count May appear at any time, in any forum. Generally believed to be friendly, he is nevertheless to be considered armed and thirsty. From his schloss he views us and is apt to drop in at any time. We would suggest keeping a supply of blood on hand, in case he visits you. At thise date of this publication only one person has been found dead in the hallways, apparently a victom of vampire bite, and no real evidence links this killing to Mistadrong, but it is wise to be cautious.

A number of articals have come to the attention of this editorial staff, which may be of interest to our readers.

For the mad scientists among us, there is a review of Mystery Science Fiction 3000 A popular show in the U.S. which hosts old sci fi and horror movies.

A rather interesting discussion on science can be found in Science: It's a Mad Thing. Also entertaining is the entryMad Engineering"

For the mages amongst us, there is the Doctor M O's 2 part discussion
Doctor's Guide to Magic and Doctor's Guide to Magic, Part 2

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Help WantedLaboratory assistant. Rudimentary knowledge of anatomy required. Knowledge of forensic sciencean asset. Hump and ather disfigurements encouraged. All races, species and Igors may apply.

EOE, send resume to Big Bad WolfHaunted Castle, h2g2, BBC.

For a torturously good time

Visit Saturn Girl's Dungeon

Product review

Stocked with all your Magical needs, the Masque's Ye Olde Arcane Magic Shoppe. Used by all the best mage, this reporter found the service a little slow, but the quality of products excellent. A credit line may be established with the owner, and any product not in stock will be ordered.

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