This is the story of
Created | Updated Aug 7, 2002
Author's Note: We are going to assume that this takes place in another reality; it is not the Mean Mister Mustard the Beatles sang of. Or, we can say it is a bit of Fan Fiction.
This is the story of Mean Mister Mustard.
Now, as we all know, Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark trying to save papper. Sleeps in the hole in the road, savin' up to buy her some clothes, keeps a ten bob note up his nose. His sister Pam works in the shop she never stops she's a go-getter. Takes him out to visit the Queen. Only place that he's ever been. Always shouts out something obscene. But what you may not know about him may very well surprise you. In fact, in a recent study, 9 out of 16.28 people didn't even know who he was and an astonishing 83 out of 86 of those who knew of him didn't know what he had done. But there is quite a bit more to this seemingly simple man than meets the eyes. In fact, he is, undoubtedly one of the worlds most complicated men. Our tale beggins on the little known island of Niue.
This is the story of Mean Mister Mustard.
Now, as we all know, Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark trying to save papper. Sleeps in the hole in the road, savin' up to buy her some clothes, keeps a ten bob note up his nose. His sister Pam works in the shop she never stops she's a go-getter. Takes him out to visit the Queen. Only place that he's ever been. Always shouts out something obscene. But what you may not know about him may very well surprise you. In fact, in a recent study, 9 out of 16.28 people didn't even know who he was and an astonishing 83 out of 86 of those who knew of him didn't know what he had done. But there is quite a bit more to this seemingly simple man than meets the eyes. In fact, he is, undoubtedly one of the worlds most complicated men. Our tale beggins on the little known island of Niue.
