beard....

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whilst taking my three and ahalf year old daughter for a walk in the wiltshire countryside we eventualy came across a small brook, in the brook there was a little waterfall no more than six inches high or so. When she saw it she exclaimed, "Look Daddy, its a river with a beard!"
A few weeks later she was visiting Bristol Zoo, when she saw the sea lion enclosure she was amazed as she said she had never seen such a big slug.
Again, her words of wisdom sorted out one of lifes mysteries when she asked if when they install cats eyes
they put the whole of the cat in.........then asked if pussies drink milk do octopussies?
Ah.....from the mouths of babes.

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