This quiz was to see if you'd been paying attention. Also to point out how much smarter you are after reading the h2g2 Post. Let that be a lesson to you.

1. How are Nguni cows like snowflakes? No two are marked alike.
2. Now that they have the key, where can Desideria and her friends go? The Feral Lands.
3. According to SashaQ, what job is really not suitable for a mathematician who uses a wheelchair? Deli counter attendant.
4. According to Paulh, why are fairies taking construction contracts? They need the money.
5. According to the Post Editor, when are sleeping cats exciting? When they wake up.
6. According to M Night Shyamalan, what do you need to add to your plot to make it interesting? Twists and stuff.
7. According to Paigetheoracle, what is the biggest danger of having a smart house? You may end up homeless.
8. What did Pinniped learn more about than he ever wanted to know at the pub? Horseshoes.
9. What kind of bird is an Eastern Towhee? A colourful sparrow.
10. What is Paigetheoracle's favourite photographic subject? Tree roots.

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Font of Wisdom

Dmitri Gheorgheni

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