Gun deck
Created | Updated May 26, 2007
Welcome to the gun deck of the Bad Ship Ragnarok.
For'ard is a ladder leading up to the Deck. Aft the Captain of Cannons' office.
The cannons
The cannons are a very diverse lot. They include
- Bore-loaded cannons
- Carronades
- Breach-loaded cannons
- Rapid-fire cannons
- Quadlaser cannons
- Ion cannons
- Turbolaser cannons
- Phaser cannons
- Puls phaser cannons
- Disruptor cannons
- Sonic disruptor cannons
- Puls disruptor cannons
- Isomeric subspace cannons
- Flame cannons
- Potatoe cannons
- Plasma cannons
- 30-megahurt defini-kill photrazonic cannons
All the cannons can be aimed and fired manually or automatic. They have enough firepower to raze (or should that be lower?) a fair-sized city to the ground.
Captain's cabin
Aft of the deck is the Cabin of the Captain of the Cannons. The door is locked, but there's a security camera that covers all the cannons and there's a brass cannon-shaped knocker. The door is covered in biohazard and radioactive stickers. Inside, there is a large, 4-poster bed and a large level 3 shield rated blast door concealing the liquor store and a shelf full of books and magazines. There is a box on the floor, it appears to contain a ragged pillow, but don't poke it, because it's Short George Stainless Steel, the cat.
