Religions of the World

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<B><U><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=7 COLOR="#00ff00"><P ALIGN="CENTER">Religions of the world</B></U></FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Confucianism:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Confucius say, "S**t happens"</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Buddhism:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>If s**t happens, it isn´t realy s**t.</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Zen:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>What is the sound of s**t happening?</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Jehovah´s Wittness:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Knock, Knock. "S**t happens."</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Taoism:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>S**t happens.</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Hinduism:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>This s**t happend before.</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Islam:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>If s**t happens, it is the Will of Allah.</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Atheism:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>There is no s**t.</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Calvinism:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>S**t won´t happen if I work harder.</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Agnosticism:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>I don´t know whether s**t happens.</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Judaism:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Why does s**t always happen to us?</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Catholicism:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>If s**t happens, I deserved it.</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>New Age:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Afirm that s**t does not happen to me</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Rastafarianism:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Let´s roll this s**t up and smoke it.</FONT></TD>
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<B><FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>Protestantism:</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Century Schoolbook" SIZE=5 COLOR="#00ff00"><P>This s**t happend by the grace of the Lord.</FONT></TD>
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