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I wonder if the new extension of the Merioneth and Llantisilly Railway goes as far as Pogles' Wood yet?

Not sure how that happened. I find myself at

Pooh Corner

Rapidly building up a head of steam before things come to a sticky end, taking a hard left as we exit Hundred Acre Wood. Whoops... Something strange seems to have happened to the fabric of spacetime...

Argh...

We seem to be in the hold of the Starship Enterprise!

Woo-hoo! Thanks for the gargle-blaster.

It's only a matter of time/space then before we arrive at the Restaurant at the end of the universe.

Oh sorry, I fell asleep... That probably puts us somewhere in

The land of nod.

Next stop...

Erehwon.

By 'eck, I think someone's let down the tyres... or we've ended up in Flatland.

(At least it's not the end of the line........)

(...or is it?)

Much exertion, pumping up the tyres by hand, and now I find myself in

The Hundred Acre Wood.

Moving rapidly over the rainbow, we screech to a halt at the Emerald City.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00sjbw1/The_Wonderful_Wizard_of_Oz_The_True_Story/

Stock Cube

Slowly dissolving and spreading around before becoming a sedimentary deposit in (at last) the Land that Time Forgot, Caprona.

Ah, I should have known this would happen...

Oz

Right, I'm back. Oz is such a big place, you could get lost there if you're not careful. Fortunately, there's always an easy way back home. So.

Bag End, Hobbiton, The Shire, Middle Earth.

The Lady of Shalott clearly knew her onions and she ended up in...

Camelot.

Quick Robin! To the BatCave!