Page of Everflowing Nothingness
*Preamble*
The Wizards at the BBC will (or have? I'm still confused) declare something illegal in this page. I tried to find it and...couldn't. Perhaps they don't like Mr T, or they fear Jerry Seinfeld, despite my cadre of Kung Fu Penguins. Regardless, if you can find out what in this introduction is illegal, tell me, and I'll award you with one, genuine, corndog with yellow mustard absolutely free. Assuming (1) you live in Colorado; (2) assuming you live in Fort Collins, Colorado; and (3) assuming you can loan me the money to provide you with the corndog.
*End of Preamble, we now return you to this page, already in progress*
I'm no longer in the middle of a Master's thesis project, so I have no excuse for this important page's out of date-a-tude. I am, however, starting a PhD in Microbiology, so I will use that as an excuse. Therefore, this still will be the Page about Nothing. This is in no way associated with Seinfeld, the "Show About Nothing," so I'm not liable to any copyright violations. So there! Yeah! Take that, Jerry. And if you come near me with a lawyer, I'll hit you with my patented Penguin Punch. No Karate Tiger Kicks. No Kung Fu Dragon Punches. No, I'll play prison rules with you pal! So watch it, Seinfeld. The Penguin comes for you.
With that disclaimer out of the way, all I have time to say now is that in the upcoming weeks, I'll explain what Gnilwob means (*note: this was already done before mentioned BBC Wizards suspended everything. I just unsuspended it but it might be suspended again. The Wizards are confusing) describe why DNA is "AND" spelled backwards (coming soon, I promise), tell the horrifying tale of "Nebraska: The State That's Uphill Both Ways," (someday) and even show why Twinkees should be used to fuel nuclear power plants (patent pending). And I'll write a bad haiku or two, like this Mr T haiku for all you A-team fans out there:
I pity the fool
who makes me mad and angry
feel my rightous fists
So, now I shall write about....ooh, I smell corndogs. I'll be right back.
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| A small favor | Jul 10, 2002 |
| I want a corndog | May 1, 2002 |
| Corndog?? | Mar 20, 2001 |
| Hey ho i moved | Mar 14, 2001 |
| No you're not | Jan 23, 2001 |
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| I want a corndog | No Posting | May 1, 2002 |
| A cathedral designed by aliens? | Jul 14, 2001 | Jul 14, 2001 |
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