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Hello, My name is (not) Bob, and this is my web page.
8-)

Sorry that's all I have to say. What were you expecting me to give away personal information? If I do that the squirrels might get me.


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I live in Glasgow, Scotland. I am an Athiest and a part time humanist.(When I don;t have an oppurtunity to be cruel). I am at University studying Biology (with Chemistry and Psychology) and hope to have a future in either Writing, Directing or Advertising.
:-P

My favourite bands are Radiohead, Nirvana, REM, Led Zepplin, Green Day, The Eels, Placebo, the Pixies, Muse, System of a Down, Nine Inch Nails and The Manic Street Preachers.
I am a big fan of Douglas Adams (of course) Terry Pratchett, Iain Banks and Nick Hornby. My favourite films include American Beauty, Fight Club, The Godfather, The Usual Suspects, A Clockwork orange and, strangely, It's a Wonderful life and Amelie.


I am Chief of Chiefs of the League against squirrels. If you do not understand what I have against them then read my page on "The Squirrel Conspiracy" and you will fear them also. I have also been awarded the title of "Keeper of Rubber gloves, fluffy handcuffs and the dark and nasty thoughts you never tell anyone about by Archangel Galaxy Babe. I'm so proud.

You may read my articles or forums if you wish. Unless you are a squirrel. If you are then an alarm will be set off and giant hand will come out the top of your computer and slap you about with a wet haddock.><><><


EnjoyB-)

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