Jeff - Writer, Friend & P**s Artist
Welcome, Comrades to this my home page.
I am in my mid-twenties and it is my dream/destiny to be the writer/creator of several situation comedies and the odd feature length comedy drama. My quest is a hard one; getting my scripts accepted by the BBC or an independent produycer, but mark my words - IT WILL HAPPEN!
I live in a place the rest of the world refers to as a war zone where it is impossible to leave the house without getting gunned down in front of your daffodils, but what I simply refer to as a quite suburb in Northern Ireland.
My favourtie television programmes are Seinfeld, Spaced, Doctor Who, Blake's Seven, The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy and, of course, only Fools and Horses. It is, therefore, curious to discover I am not the proud owner of thick rimmed national health glasses, a stained anorak and a large collection of Big Ones Monthly magazines under my bed.
I have five pet hates and if you happen to suffer from these complaints, please leave my home page now with all due haste!
1. DIY Store Part Time Staff : This species aged between 14-21 are easily noticeable due to the limp hanging of limbs and scuffing of feet on approach. Anyone speaking to them is quite vaild in their assumption via their slow monotnous voice and apparent non-acquisition of knowledge on anything inquestion that they are in fact fleeing refugees from the Planet of the Apes.
2. Students Who Live Up To The Stereotype : By this I do not mean all students as a majority or well balanced individuals. i mean the students who having become students now fell that their student card is in fact a licence to stop washing, experimenting in facial hair growth and of course regularly loosing their comb meaning they cannot brush their hair into any style at all.
3. Porn Freaks : People who continually talk about porn and will actually spend money buying it. I mean, what is the point?...Borrow from a friend because lets face it! No matter who you are, you are always bound to have a friend with porn!
4. Snobs : Need I say more?
5. Quoters : People with no lives and no personality who fill their conversations up with other people's words. An example would be an over enthusiastic Harry Enfield fan who continually says something like 'You didn't wanna do that, did ya?' or a Robert De Niro fan who knows Goodfellas off by heart. I believe the De Niro-ites are the most common species.
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