Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here!
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The spear in the Other's heart
Is the spear in your own:
You are he.
There is no other wisdom,
And no other hope for us
But that we grow wise.
-- Diane Duane
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"Don't worry, honey -- if I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed."
-- Homer Simpson
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Believe, and create the truth; but be careful what you believe.
-- Diane Duane
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"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics."
-- Samuel Clemens
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Belief makes no difference to the truth.
-- Diane Duane
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"Oh, there is no expanse of the mind the will cannot traverse,
For physically the distance lay across the universe.
His blessings many in the stars, save one lamented curse:
That Sixteenth Rygel -- glory me! -- must travel in reverse!"
-- Rygel XVI
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"And what if we've chosen the wrong religion? Every Sunday, we're just making God madder and madder..."
-- Homer Simpson
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"Alright, Smithers: if we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I'll owe you a Coke."
-- C. Montgomery Burns
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"You can be more."
-- John Crichton
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