Greebo The Kat's bit of carpet by the radiator
*MIAOW* Me am the very bestest cat Greebo the Kat 8-)><>
If you've come to this page as a supplicant at the foot of the wise man of the mountain then a word to the kneeling masses ARISE and insert your fish now!
:-( + ><> = :-)
Feel better for that ?
Don't care really! But at least it got you breaking at least one minor law...never insert a fish unless absolutely necessary..except on Friday..I don't know why but the last wise man up her left a note under his Milk Bottle Of Omniscience about fish on fridays 8-)
*sprays his marking scent*
Right now the one the only GREEBO THE KAT is here and this is
my page..anyone else ventures into here without rolling over and
showing me their belly is gonna get well skratched up!
I have few rules on my turf :- 1/no cosecutively numbered lists
b/all fish are mine even the ><> ones
and z/dont spray!!!!
Some things you should know about me .I was born (this in itself is
a surprising fact as most people say the cat dragged me in) in the year of our bored nineteenhudredandsixtyeleven *does maths* yep 1971!
Having never been introduced to the niceties of Samoan I speak only english, although give me enough beer and it will sound like I am fluent in several languages at the same time..do not be fooled,I am only a demi-omniscient being but what I don't know can be written on
the back of a small printing of the new Royal Mail stamps.So ponder me some ponders and whilst pondering what ponders you should be pondering,ponder these FACTS! and then worship my all seeing litter
tray of destiny 1/Lester Piggott has ridden more than two hundred
winning horses..some in horse races
g/a limpet has the largest penis size in relation
to its body... 3 to 4 times its own length
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| I'd like an ice cream! | Jun 7, 2000 | Oct 14, 2000 |
| Who wants an ice cream? | Jun 9, 2000 | Jun 24, 2000 |
| Join The Club III | Jun 8, 2000 | Jun 23, 2000 |
| Newcomers welcome w/c 5 June | Jun 7, 2000 | Jun 17, 2000 |
| Another Greebo? | Jun 15, 2000 | Jun 16, 2000 |
Greebo the Kat
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