Headquarters

(This looks MUCH better in Goo)

WELCOME TO
AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION

ALL VISITORS REPORT TO THE CELLS FOR IMMEDIATE ESCAPE


Good something, and welcome to my humble abode. I am Future World Dictator and I will be your host for the duration of your stay.

May I interest you in a smiley - stiffdrink or some smiley - bubbly?

I suggest we toast my takeover of the world! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!


WEAPONS MUST BE HANDED IN TO RECEPTION. GUARDS WILL PROVIDE REPLACEMENTS IF REQUIRED.


The Great Smiley Robbery

I have captured several smileys and am holding them in my special Smiley Holding Pen™, which is why you never see them around h2g2:

       smiley - strawberry
                      smiley - racket2
    smiley - orangebutterfly

            smiley - corncob
smiley - whistle



DO NOT LEAVE YOUR BELONGINGS UNATTENDED AS THEY WILL EXPLODE


This week's evil

This week I have been mostly...

...melting the ice caps.

This week my minions have been mostly wearing...

...orange.

This week I have been mostly executing people by...

...boiling them in acid.


THE PASSWORD FOR THE PLANETBUSTER 2000 IS ********


Your future master

I am a student at Cambridge University in England, studying maths.

I am a great football fan (Ingerland, Ingerland, Ingerland!) & I support, to varying extents, Wycombe Wanderers, Rushden & Diamonds, Watford and Reading.

I also enjoy athletics, a little light programming, watching TV and arguing, occasionally managing three of these at the same time.


THE COUNTDOWN WILL STOP AT 00:00.03


Escape routes

There are many secret passages that I use to flee whenever it is necessary to do so. Here is a list:

The Front Page: find the latest additions.

The Footy Quiz: test your knowledge of the beautiful game.

Fantasy Football: try to predict the results of games.

Ask the h2g2 Community: share your superior knowledge.

Talking points: argue about stuff.

There are other secret passages, but I keep them very close to my chest.



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