Introducing Barblefish
Greetings traveller!
I am Barblefish, sometime Sanskrit Scholar, Archaeologist, and Webmistress
I am also honoured to be a member of the
and a Royal Courtier of the Kingdom of Balwyniti
I am also honoured to be the Keeper of Teatime Paraphernalia.
Come in, have a refreshing cup of tea, 
Have one of these scones with fresh strawberry jam and cream.
Or perhaps one of these other cakes - Help yourself! 
Or perhaps some Christmas Pud. 
Do have a seat in this big comfy armchair.
Allow me to massage your wrists with this miraculous Xacx unguent. You will start to feel the relaxing and reorienting effect in a few seconds.
Royal Advisor to the Court of Balwyniti
By the Royal Assent of Cthulhu, King of Balwyniti I have been appointed Court Advisor.
Royal Balwyniti Advisory Service now available
Now what would you like me to advise you on?
Feel free to broach any subject with me, my advice is rarely helpful, but is always freely and voluably given.
Advice Required
Don't need any gratuitous advice right now?
Perhaps you would care to advise me on the design of the Court Advisors residence and official Court Advisor's robes and regalia?
Other AdviceI meant to join the Royal Procrastinator's Society but haven't had time yet...
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| Tea and Coffee on the Wild Frontier | No Posting | Oct 3, 2016 |
| Carry-all | No Posting | May 25, 2015 |
| Towel Safety | No Posting | May 25, 2015 |
| Teapots | No Posting | Mar 16, 2014 |
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