Why, Hello There!
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Why, Hello There! As you may have already guessed1 these would be my opening words, I have decided to give you something a little more interesting than a profile...
Dum-Da-Ta-Dum...Dum-Da-Ta-Dum-Da!
Deep Voiceover: The story you are about to see is real. The names have not been changed, because there is no innocence in this world...
Dum-Da-Ta-Dum...Dum-Da-Ta-Dum-Da!
I was working the day-shift over on h2g2. Traffic was heavy that day on the Internet, heavier than you could shake a 72-bit microproccessor at2. Typical of a day like this. Everyone had places to go, URLs to see. The Chief is Douglas Adams. My partner is a browser3. My name is ENeerg.
Dum-Da-Ta-Dum...Dum-Da-Ta-Dum-Da!
I was a writer, just like the rest of 'em at h2g2. I was born and raised on the Planet Jargon, Choom System, and had a growing affection with slinkies. I had been dumped off on Wisconsin for the time being, but who cares? I mean, this is WISCONSIN we're talking about, with real Earthling Cheese, can't beat that stuff. I had been having some writer's block, so I decided to write this introduction. My favorite shade of the color4 black is...
Um..
Never mind.
JARGONIC LOGIC
What? You just can't leave! You must submit yourself to more maddness, or, shall we say, saneness!
The Quotes That Are Entirely Not Meaningless
We shall pick up an existence by its frogs.
-Charles Fort, Lo!
Only two things are infinite--the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the Universe
-Albert Einstein
It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. -Oscar Wilde
And Just Because It Is Too
- Hamlet, by Shakespeare is the most mis/quoted play.
- You are currently the nothingith visitor to this personal space.
- When you feel the world doesn't live up to it's expectations, don't you feel a case of Weltshmerz? That's because it IS Weltshmerz, German for World Weariness.
And Just Because It Is Not
- You're invading my personal space! Get out!
- If you're reading this, you must be really bored.
- Vah! Denuone latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
- And just because it might be so...
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| Wisconsin? | Aug 26, 2005 |
| Hello, and Welcome to h2g2 from your ACE! | Jul 24, 2005 |
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| Let's Make the Water Turn Black | No Posting | May 11, 2010 |
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