Thorn Bush, Total failure as a hermit and Keeper of Pet Peeves

AKA River Hawthorn (Crataegus douglasii)

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What are you doing sneeking around my place?

Well, you might as well come on in, you're already here. I know what you want. You came sneeking around here trying to find out what Old Thorn Bush is up to. You are very inquisitive children. You want to know why this handsome rugged individual is masquerading as an ugly troll, living in a cave in Tennessee. Its a long story, and I only tell it to my friends1.

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Why am I here?

It's very simple, I love to read. I like books, labels, signs, credits, instructions, music, advertisements and letters. Tombstones, T shirts and computer screens get my attention, including email and web page content. I especially like science fiction. I believe these things taken together explain why I'm here.

That, and I really like the fish.smiley - biggrin

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1When you're a hermit, your friends are rocks and trees, and of course sticks and leaves and stuff.

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