This page looks nicest in Alabaster. Or Brunel, if you insist. But not GOO.

ALABASTER Pure Classic Beauty

Greetings I'm glad you finally deigned to grace me with your presence. Where have you been all these years?

Were you disturbed when you saw that? Probably not cause you're bound to have seen it before. But I was spooked the first time I saw my name pop up. I was like "How do they know my name????" not that that is my real name naturally, but still. It's disconcerting, you know, I'm paranoid enough without needing anything to fuel my fear

Things I am a member of:

I am a proud member of the Masters of the Multi-Verse. Soon to be ruling a Star system near YOU.

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I am a Founder Member of I.M.M.A.C.O.R. Innocent MotMV Members Against Celestial Oppressive Regimes (Specifically GodBens Oppressive Regime). Hahaha! A badge, at last, a badge! Calling all MotMV members: Put this badge on your page and annoy GodBen! (This advice is followed at your own risk, I will not accept responsibility for any unfortunate 'accidents' which may befall you if you choose to do so without proper authorisation.)

Look! It took so long to read! But I did not give up! Now to muster the strength to read the next one.

ALPHA RPG Now I Know Everything

I also reserve that right to occasional misery, defiant in the face of smiling people telling me to "cheer up". I'll cheer up when I feel like it, not when you tell me to. GOT IT?

I am a Thingite! And my title is Hoarder of Coffee Spoons and Miscellaneous Shiny Items. Utterly devoted to the Thingite cause- The Abolition of Th*rsday. Branishing my with pride.

I am a Keeper! At last! And of what am I a Keeper, I hear you ask? Why, I am theKeeper of The Permanent Sicknote and Clutter With No Obvious Purpose But It Might Come In Useful Oneday, You Never Know. Go to the Keepers homepage and become a keeper, you know you want to.

I am a member of the Knights of the DoQuaDecaGonic table (Don't bother looking for it, it's metaphorical). And here is the proof that I am a true hootooer- 1+8+8+8+8+3+6=42.

Big thankyou to Cal - the Ace ACE! Without whose help I would not have a clue how to make this page colourful.

Links to interesting sites and other stuff:

The inspiration for my name The Llama Song (Not a great name, but the best I could think of at the time as MagicalTrevor was already taken.)

An exteremly confusing game Click on the vampire if you want to be bitten.

Another cool game thing. Build your empire and conquer the galaxy!

Get yourself educated! With a degree of your choice from the University of Bums on Seats. I myself have a B.Sc. in the combined course of Country Dancing and Advanced Astrology. Get your degree now.

Visit the disturbing, marching, singing, German cats (yes, they are all of those things) Here

Don't beleive a word of it

Your Birthdate: September 22

While sometimes employing unorthodox approaches, you are capable of handling large scale undertakings. You assume great responsibility and work long and hard toward completion. Often, especially in the early part of life, there is rigidity or stubbornness, and a tendency to repress feelings. Idealistic, you work for the greater good with a good deal of inner strength and charisma. An extremely capable organizer, but likely to paint with broad strokes rather than detail. You are very aware and intuitive. You are subject to a good deal of nervous tension.

Find out what your birthdate doesn't mean about you.